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ny assembly parent law bill is about to DESTROY your parent's privacy fr fr πŸš¨πŸ’€

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ny assembly parent law bill is about to DESTROY your parent's privacy fr fr πŸš¨πŸ’€

So like, New York is cooking up some WILD new law for parentsβ€”they’d gotta get a whole permit just to parent their kids? πŸ’… The "ny assembly parent law bill" is literally gonna make your mom and dad apply for a license to raise you, no cap. They gotta pass a test and everything, or else they can't even drop you off at school anymore πŸ’€

Gen Z is screaming, "My parents ain't even qualified to have me at this point" lmao. Imagine your dad failing the parenting driving test πŸ’€

This is giving major "I can't even" energyβ€”like, who's gonna regulate bedtime and screen time now?? The government really said "we coming for your household" πŸ’…

Slay or nay?? Drop a 😭 if you're scared for your parents rn