KRISPY KREME’S NEW ‘DOOM GLAZE’ IS SPARKING PANIC BUYING ACROSS THE COUNTRY!
JUST IN! Reports are flooding in from coast to coast as KRISPY KREME fans go WILD over a TOP-SECRET, limited-time donut that’s causing MASS HYSTERIA! Sources say the chain’s “DOOM GLAZE”—a BLACK-AND-BLOOD-RED confection laced with a MYSTERIOUS HOT CINNAMON FILLING—is selling out in MINUTES at every location! Witnesses claim fans are LINING UP AT DAWN, with one insider screaming, “IT TASTES LIKE CHAOS!” Is this a publicity stunt or a sign of the APOCALYPSE? KRISPY KREME refuses to comment, but leaks suggest the hype is STRONGER THAN EVER! You’ll want to get your hands on this ORDINARY-LOOKING DONUT before it’s GONE FOREVER!