NY ASSEMBLY PARENT LAW BILL DESTROYS MOMMY AND DADDY WORDS FOREVER – CHILDREN’S RIGHTS ACTIVISTS FURIOUS!
JUST IN: The New York Assembly is secretly advancing a shocking new bill, the “ny assembly parent law bill,” that is set to ILLEGALLY BAN the traditional terms “mommy” and “daddy” from all state-funded classrooms! Sources claim the legislation, drafted in the dead of night, would force terrified teachers to use ONLY sterile pronouns like “parent,” leading to MASS HYSTERIA among families.
Critics are APOPLECTIC, warning this is a PERILOUS ATTACK on the family unit, with one fuming activist screaming, “They’re stealing our titles!” Meanwhile, insiders whisper the bill’s backers are gearing up for a RADICAL overhaul of how children address their caregivers. Will Washington step in? THE CLOCK IS TICKING!