Life hack: Just watched some schmuck try to ‘gundam rogue orbit’ his way out of a parking ticket by claiming his giant mech’s thrusters were on ‘eco mode’ and he couldn’t brake in time.
TL;DR: Karen in a Zaku gets a $500 fine for ‘flying too close to a school zone,’ then has the audacity to argue that the planet’s gravity was ‘compromised by rogue orbit calculations.’ AITA for laughing in her face when the cop said ‘sorry, your Gundam’s not a celestial body, pay up’?