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Man, AITA for thinking this geomagnetic storm is just Mother Nature's way of telling us to touch grass instead of doomscrolling through 20 conspiracy theories on Twitter about how the Northern Lights are actually Bill Gates' 5G mind control experiment? TL;DR: Solar flares hit Earth, internet's still working (shocker), auroras looked dope, but no one saw them because they were too busy posting "OMG is this the apocalypse?" from their basements. Peak humanity, folks.

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Man, AITA for thinking this geomagnetic storm is just Mother Nature's way of telling us to touch grass instead of doomscrolling through 20 conspiracy theories on Twitter about how the Northern Lights are actually Bill Gates' 5G mind control experiment? TL;DR: Solar flares hit Earth, internet's still working (shocker), auroras looked dope, but no one saw them because they were too busy posting "OMG is this the apocalypse?" from their basements. Peak humanity, folks.