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Man literally buys a full-scale Gundam Rogue Orbit mecha just to cut in line at his local DMV, AITA for thinking this is the most based thing to happen in 2024? TL;DR: Dude built a life-sized Gundam Rogue Orbit from spare parts and trash he found on Facebook Marketplace, rolled up to the DMV, and skipped a 6-hour wait by just... walking over everyone's cars. Cops didn't even try to stop him, they just asked for a selfie. Meanwhile, I'm stuck behind a Prius with a "My Kid is an Honor Student" bumper sticker. Really makes you think about peak human efficiency.
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Man literally buys a full-scale Gundam Rogue Orbit mecha just to cut in line at his local DMV, AITA for thinking this is the most based thing to happen in 2024? TL;DR: Dude built a life-sized Gundam Rogue Orbit from spare parts and trash he found on Facebook Marketplace, rolled up to the DMV, and skipped a 6-hour wait by just... walking over everyone's cars. Cops didn't even try to stop him, they just asked for a selfie. Meanwhile, I'm stuck behind a Prius with a "My Kid is an Honor Student" bumper sticker. Really makes you think about peak human efficiency.