Man who tried to swim across all five great lakes stops at Michigan because the water 'tasted too much like PFAS'
AITA for thinking this guy's eco-protest is just a PR stunt for his GoFundMe? TL;DR: Some influencer spent 15 minutes in Lake Erie, claimed 'microplastics gave him superpowers,' and then immediately launched a merch line called 'Great Lakes Plumber.' Peak dystopian hustle culture.