"southwest airlines new routes" now include flights to absolutely nowhere exciting, because capitalism says you want a layover in Oklahoma.
AITA for thinking Southwest Airlines announcing their "southwest airlines new routes" is just them shuffling deck chairs on the Titanic of budget travel? They dropped a press release about adding flights to random smaller airports nobody asked for, probably so they can charge you $50 for a bag of peanuts while you sit on a tarmac for three hours. TL;DR: New routes to destinations like "Bumblefuck, Wyoming" and "Nowhere, Nebraska" – because who needs Hawaii when you can experience the thrill of a connecting flight in Lubbock? The internet is in shambles over this groundbreaking news, but I'm just here for the chaos.