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fubo Stock Crashes After CEO Accidentally Live-Streams His Zoom Background Featuring 47 Open Tabs of ‘How to Fake Quarterly Earnings’

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fubo Stock Crashes After CEO Accidentally Live-Streams His Zoom Background Featuring 47 Open Tabs of ‘How to Fake Quarterly Earnings’

AITA for laughing my ass off? fubo investors are in shambles after the CEO’s “private” meeting glitched onto the platform’s main feed, revealing a desktop folder literally named “We’re Doomed.docx” and a Google search history including “does bankruptcy look bad on a resume.” People are calling it the ultimate rug pull, but honestly, the real game was watching the share price nosedive faster than my streaming quality during a Super Bowl ad break. TL;DR: fubo’s quarterly report is just 400 pages of “please buy our stock” memes now.