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Kevin Costner's New American West Film Flops So Hard Even the Horses Are Crying AITA for Laughing?

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Kevin Costner's New American West Film Flops So Hard Even the Horses Are Crying AITA for Laughing?

TL;DR: Kevin Costner dropped another "epic" American West film that’s apparently so boring, the tumbleweeds have unionized to form a picket line. Critics are calling it "Horizon: An American Saga — Chapter 1: The Dullest Dust Bath", but I think they’re being generous. AITA for hoping the sequels get cancelled so we can watch him do a dramatic monetization pivot on Cameo?