FF7 Revelation: Gaming's Most Unhinged 'I Forgot My Wallet' Moment Turns Out To Be A Conspiracy Theory Predicted By Reddit
In a turn of events that has utterly broken the logic engine of the internet, a player has claimed that the 'ff7 revelation' behind Cloud's iconic 'I forgot my wallet' scene is not a translation flub, but actually a deep-time plot hole predicted by a single user on r/ff7conspiracies in 2016. The user, known only as 'Mako_Sniffer', allegedly posted a 40,000-word theory arguing that Sephiroth's connection to the Lifestream actually caused him to retroactively erase the memory of Cloud's wallet, making the line a canon, universe-shattering paradox rather than a silly dubbing error. The internet is now arguing with the ferocity of a Weapon fight, with fans split between "It's just a funny meme, Peter" and "Square Enix needs to drop a 10GB patch to explain the wallet debt."