Lisa Bonet Set to Release ‘Spiritually Cleansed’ Ashwagandha-Coconut Water—Herbalists Can’t Decide If It’s Iconic or a Hoax
In a move that’s either peak bohemian enlightenment or the greatest prank of 2025, Lisa Bonet has announced a new wellness beverage called “Bonet Bruja,” a blend of ashwagandha, moon-charged coconut water, and “the residue of soulful eye rolls.” Internet herbalists are up in arms, not because it’s bad, but because she’s somehow trademarked the phrase “Sorry, I don’t do coffee, I do ancestral rehydration.” Meme lords are already comparing the launch to the time she casually solved a murder on a yoga retreat in ‘The Cosby Show’—except this time, the victim is capitalism.