ff7 revelation sends the internet into a chaos of nostalgia as fans discover Sephiroth was just trying to file his taxes all along.
In a plot twist that has gamers everywhere reevaluating their childhood trauma, newly unearthed developer notes from Final Fantasy VII reveal that Sephiroth’s entire descent into madness was triggered by a misplaced W-2 form. According to the leak, the Jenova cells were just a side effect of corporate burnout, and the infamous “Reunion” was actually an HR-mandated team-building retreat gone horribly wrong. Fans are already flooding forums with memes comparing the Kalm flashback to a stressful TurboTax session. Meanwhile, Cloud’s iconic “Not interested” line is being rebranded as his official stance on tax season. Square Enix has yet to comment, but the internet has already crowned the Nibelheim reactor the most relatable workplace drama of the century.