Star Wars Zero Company: The First Intergalactic Startup With a Negative Headcount Actually Turns a Profit
In a shocking development that has Wall Street analysts and Sith Lords equally bewildered, the startup known as "Star Wars Zero Company" has officially become the first business in the galaxy to operate with a workforce of exactly zero people—and still turn a quarterly profit. Founded by a cryptic droid who refuses to identify itself, the company’s business model relies entirely on automated space trash compactors, passive-aggressive holographic ads, and a single hyperdrive engine that occasionally accidentally discovers new planets. Critics argue it’s just a tax evasion scheme for a retired Jedi, but investors are thrilled: the company’s stock is now valued in "credits that don’t exist in this timeline." Meme historians note the irony: a corporation so efficient it has literally no employees, yet still manages to unionize its own maintenance droids.