Federal Challenges to DOJ Program Highlight Epic Fail of Bureaucrats Playing Legal Chicken
Look, I wasn't gonna say anything, but now I have to: AITA for laughing at the federal government right now? TL;DR: Some genius-level lawmakers are throwing federal challenges to DOJ program in a desperate attempt to stop a cash-for-guns initiative that's basically just "we'll give you money to not be a criminal." The DOJ is out here trying to bribe people into being decent citizens, and the feds are like "nah, that's unconstitutional" like they've never seen a stimulus check before. Red flags: This is peak performative governance, and I'm shocked nobody's proposed a counter-program where we all get free pizza for not committing crimes. Given the irony, YTA if you think this'll actually fix anything—but go off, kings.