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Local Man Discovers ‘Great Lakes’ Are Actually Just One Massive Puddle, Demands Refund for 'Vacation'

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Local Man Discovers ‘Great Lakes’ Are Actually Just One Massive Puddle, Demands Refund for 'Vacation'

AITA for laughing at my buddy who drove 8 hours to see the "Great Lakes" only to realize they're basically just big, wet holes in the ground? TL;DR: He spent his weekend staring at Lake Michigan, then called me whining about a "lack of waves," so I sent him a picture of my bathtub. Anyway, new study confirms the Great Lakes are just the planet’s sweat glands after a particularly humid summer. Stay mad, tourists. 🔥