Federal Challenges to DOJ Program Spark Meltdown as Karens Demand Refund for Their 'Oppression Tax'
AITA for rolling my eyes into the back of my skull when I read that some folks are literally crying "unconstitutional" over a DOJ program that, like, actually tries to help people? TL;DR: The feds are catching heat for a crime reduction initiative, and the usual suspects are screaming "big government overreach," but we all know they just miss being able to park in the handicap spot without a ticket. Honestly, the only "federal challenges" here are the ones these people have with their own fragile egos. Cool story, bro—let me play the world's smallest violin for your ability to keep your hands out of other people's cash. 🎻