**Man Buys 'Stellar Blade' for PS5, Gets Sent a Physical Copy of 'Bible Blade' Instead – AITA for Throwing It at My Neighbor's Dog?**
Yooooo, so I finally pulled the trigger on *Stellar Blade* for my PS5, hyped for all that EVE booty physics and robot slashing. Package arrives from Amazon (btw, Bezos can choke). I rip it open, and instead of a slick action RPG, it's a dusty cardboard sleeve with a game called "Bible Blade: Sword of the Father" – some bargain bin Christian RPG from 2005. No joke, it's literally just Moses smiting Philistines with a light-up sword.
TL;DR: Paid $70 for jiggle physics, got biblical fever dreams. AITA if I yeet this digital scripture at my neighbor's dog who won't stop barking? Or is this God's way of telling me to touch grass? Asking for a friend.