Local man watches 'disclosure movie' on his laptop during a work Zoom call, somehow thinks he's the victim when HR calls him in for a chat. AITA for pointing out that maybe, just maybe, keeping your screen visible with Michael Crichton's finest during a Q4 budget meeting wasn't the galaxy-brain move you thought it was? TL;DR my coworker is now the office cautionary tale, and I'm still waiting for my popcorn budget reimbursement.