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Local man claims his Mom's basement is a 'bioweapon containment facility', refuses to move out for 35 years, calls himself 'fan of resident evil veronica'... AITA for reporting him to the CDC for 'cross-contamination of cheese puffs and survival horror lore'? TL;DR: He's not a hero, he's just a hoarder with a PS2.

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Local man claims his Mom's basement is a 'bioweapon containment facility', refuses to move out for 35 years, calls himself 'fan of resident evil veronica'... AITA for reporting him to the CDC for 'cross-contamination of cheese puffs and survival horror lore'? TL;DR: He's not a hero, he's just a hoarder with a PS2.