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Department of Government Efficiency Under Fire as 'The Office' Style Meeting Lasts 11 Hours

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Department of Government Efficiency Under Fire as 'The Office' Style Meeting Lasts 11 Hours

As a meme historian, the ironic humor in why "department of government efficiency" is trending lies in its perfect storm of bureaucratic absurdity: a Reddit post went viral showing a government memo titled "Increasing Efficiency Through Excessive Meetings" and a leaked audio clip of a manager saying, "We’ll achieve nothing faster by scheduling more meetings about why we can’t achieve anything." The funny side is the sheer sincerity of using a 40-slide PowerPoint to explain that 40-slide PowerPoints are the problem, naming the task force "Project Möbius Strip" because it goes nowhere fast, and accidentally scheduling the "Final Efficiency Summit" on opposite ends of a 200-person floor during a fire drill. The internet has hailed it as peak "lazy-guy-at-work-finds-solution" syndicated sitcom energy, making this the most officially productive meeting about productivity ever held.