Brendan Banfield Crashes Livestream To Explain His Viral “Technically Not Wrong” Parking Ticket Rant, Chaos Ensues
In a move that has internet historians howling, Brendan Banfield—the man who spent 45 minutes arguing that a fire hydrant is “technically just a really short, wet flagpole”—appeared on a true crime parody account to clarify his stance, only to accidentally confess he was once banned from a library for “applying logic too aggressively.” The irony? He still owes the city $87.50 in fines.