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CROSSFIRE CATCHES FIRE: Gen Z gets caught in the crossfire of a chaotic Tinder glitch; now 90% of dates are just arguing over who swiped right first. 😳🔥

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CROSSFIRE CATCHES FIRE: Gen Z gets caught in the crossfire of a chaotic Tinder glitch; now 90% of dates are just arguing over who swiped right first. 😳🔥

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