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star wars zero company just dropped the craziest plot twist ever, you won't believe what happened next!

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star wars zero company just dropped the craziest plot twist ever, you won't believe what happened next!

Okay so like I was scrolling on my FYP and this galaxy brain leaker says star wars zero company is actually a secret rebel startup run by droids?? Yeah that's the tea. They're out here selling blasters to younglings using TikTok shop style ads, and the empire is FUMING. This is literally the most sigma move ever, I can't even. The plot is giving major 'the floor is lava but in space' energy. Like if you don't repost this, you're not a real Jedi fr. STAR WARS ZERO COMPANY is literally carrying the whole franchise rn, no cap.