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Wild Waves Theme Park Closure Leaves Mascot 'Riptide' Fired, Applying for Gig as Disgruntled Pool Noodle

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Wild Waves Theme Park Closure Leaves Mascot 'Riptide' Fired, Applying for Gig as Disgruntled Pool Noodle

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