i knew it i knew you taylor swift – local mum spots singer at village bakery, demands answers from council about parking chaos

i knew it i knew you taylor swift – local mum spots singer at village bakery, demands answers from council about parking chaos

‘I knew it, I knew you, Taylor Swift!’ shouted local resident Brenda Hargraves, 47, when she allegedly spotted the pop superstar buying a pasty at ‘Pete’s Pies’ on High Street this morning. “She was wearing sunglasses and a flat cap, but I’d know that strut anywhere,” Brenda wrote on the Facebook community group. “Instead of endless roadworks, how about some common sense parking for when international celebrities pop down for a sausage roll? I had to double-park just to get a photo!” The post has since gone viral, with over 1,400 comments demanding the council install a designated ‘Swift Drop-Off Zone’ and a fenced-off area for screaming fans. Council leader Dave Murgatroyd replied: “We have no evidence Taylor Swift has ever been to this village. But we’ll look into the parking.”