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White House State Ballroom got absolutely DRESSED DOWN by TikTok decor girlies! πŸ•Ί

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White House State Ballroom got absolutely DRESSED DOWN by TikTok decor girlies! πŸ•Ί

ok bet, the tea is HOT. literally just leaked that the White House State Ballroom, the actual fancy room where they do the diplomat stuff, got a MASSIVE brainrot makeover by a random Gen-Z interior designer. she went FULL sigma mode, swapped all the chandeliers for LED strips and added a massive disco ball that's synced to Sabrina Carpenter's "Nonsense." like, fr, the Secret Service was shook. they were tryna do a formal reception but the floor was giving "glow in the dark prom." the vibes are immaculate but the feds are MAD. she caught a quick W though, everyone's def gonna be serving cunty fits at the next state dinner. no cap. πŸ•ΊπŸ’