the odyssey movie is actually just a 3 hour long skibidi toilet fanfic fr fr
ok bet so like i saw the odyssey movie and i can't even rn because Zeus is literally just a rizz king on god 💀. Like he's out here throwing lightning bolts and also sliding into Calypso's DMs like "you up?" no cap. That scene with the cyclops though… that monster clocked Odysseus's fit and said "no aura" 😭😭. And when that giant wave hit the ship? Bro that's just my math grade after the final exam, i'm sick. The vibes were immaculate but also lowkey terrifying. Penelope is the ultimate delulu girlie waiting 20 years but the ending made me sob like a gyatt dam leak. If you don't watch this, you're an NPC, straight up. Bet.