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Some guy tried to speedrun his marriage like Sonic the Hedgehog, got divorced in 30 seconds, and now thinks his ex-wife is the AITA for not keeping up. TL;DR: Blue blur, red flags, and a ring that didn't go fast enough.
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Some guy tried to speedrun his marriage like *Sonic the Hedgehog*, got divorced in 30 seconds, and now thinks his ex-wife is the AITA for not keeping up. TL;DR: Blue blur, red flags, and a ring that didn't go fast enough.