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Resident Evil Veronica Fans Are Furious After Learning That the Zombies Were Just Asking for Directions

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Resident Evil Veronica Fans Are Furious After Learning That the Zombies Were Just Asking for Directions

As gamers celebrate the 25th anniversary of *Resident Evil – Code: Veronica*, a deep-dive into the game’s code has revealed a hilarious and deeply tragic secret: the zombies weren’t trying to eat you—they were all just hopelessly lost and looking for the shore. According to a new glitch analysis, the undead pathfinding AI incorrectly flags every protagonist as "Lifeguard Steve," causing them to shamble after you in a desperate attempt to ask why the ocean smells like burnt plastic. Players online are now calling this the most tragic survival horror moment since the time Claire Redfield wasted six inventory slots on lock picks.