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Man Spends $47K on 'Platner' Chairs for His Home Office, Wife Files for Divorce After He Refuses to Let Her Sit in Them

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Man Spends $47K on 'Platner' Chairs for His Home Office, Wife Files for Divorce After He Refuses to Let Her Sit in Them

AITA for building a 12-step PowerPoint presentation explaining why my antique wire chairs are 'art, not furniture'? My wife says I have a 'platner problem' because I installed motion sensors that activate security cameras when anyone gets within 3 feet of them. She claims I was 'hissing' when she tried to put a cup of coffee near one. Now she wants to divorce and take half my net worth. TL;DR: I might lose everything because of some expensive chicken wire.