ISS Air Leak Finally Traced to Russian Cosmonaut Using a Vape Pen, NASA Furious
AITA for thinking this is the most on-brand thing ever? TL;DR: Turns out the "mysterious" air leak on the International Space Station (ISS) wasn't a micrometeoroid or a faulty seal—it was literally just some guy named Dmitri ripping fat clouds in the Zvezda module. NASA is apparently "deeply concerned" about the "breach of protocol" while the rest of us are asking why we're funding a $150 billion cloud-chasing sesh. But hey, at least it wasn't a fuel leak, right? Bravo, humanity.