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Man baby literally uses ‘emotional support sip of coffee’ to delay answering questions during board meeting about paramount skydance merger streaming services. AITA for wanting him to just say yes or no so we can go home?

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Man baby literally uses ‘emotional support sip of coffee’ to delay answering questions during board meeting about paramount skydance merger streaming services. AITA for wanting him to just say yes or no so we can go home?

TL;DR C-suite exec spent 45 minutes describing his morning latte art during a vote on the paramount skydance merger streaming services deal that will financially ruin us all. Now I’m the bad guy for not appreciating his “creative process.”