u.s. embassy mexico travel warning says cartels have better customer service than most airlines, AITA for considering the upgrade?
TL;DR: The u.s. embassy mexico travel warning dropped and it’s basically a Yelp review for cartels now. Apparently, they’re offering “VIP kidnapping packages” with better amenities than Spirit Airlines. I’m hearing the kidnapping rates are up, but so are the in-flight snacks. So, like, does this mean I should pack my bags or just my will? (Spoiler: Don’t go, you absolute buffoons.)