National donut day is lowkey a glitch in the matrix! π©π
Yeet, the FDA just dropped a whole new rule: donuts now count as a fruit if you eat them before 10 AM. No cap, the government said "breakfast skibidy rizz" and unlocked free unlimited glazed for everyone. π£οΈ
Imagine walking into Krispy Kreme and they hand you the whole box, no questions asked, just side-eye and munch. My dopamine levels are skibidy maxxed.
Fr fr, the Donut Gods are eating good todayβgoon mode ACTIVATED. π©π₯