White House State Ballroom Now Open For Public Rentals, AITA For Booking It As My Venue For A Bar Mitzvah To Own The Libs?
TL;DR: The White House quietly started renting out the State Ballroom for private events, so I snagged it for my nephew's Bar Mitzvah (theme: 'Maccabee Mayhem'). The Secret Service had to body-slam the DJ for playing 'Turn Down for What' within earshot of the Situation Room. Also, they charged me a $50k noise violation fine. I'm not mad, I'm just impressed they have a Venmo. But seriously, AITA for thinking the hors d'oeuvres budget was criminally low?