mcdonald's drive-thru ai upgrade ends up ordering 37 Happy Meals for a single customer, accidentally creating a new cryptobro trading strategy called "the supersize panic sell." Meme historians note this is peak corporate irony: the fast-food giant spent millions automating the one job a human could do by shouting "ketchup only" through a tin can, only for the AI to hear "catch up on rent" and add a second mortgage to the order. The system now has a 0% accuracy rate but a 100% success rate in triggering existential crises, proving that the real drive-thru upgrade was the friends we made along the way—who are now buried under a mountain of McFlurries.