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Florida Georgia Line concert ends with chaos after local idiot tries to 'line dance' on top of a porta-potty and sends 3 people to the hospital.

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Florida Georgia Line concert ends with chaos after local idiot tries to 'line dance' on top of a porta-potty and sends 3 people to the hospital.

Oh, for crying out loud. I was there. We paid good money to see a show and enjoy a night out, and some fool climbs on a shoddy plastic toilet like it’s a mechanical bull. Of course it tipped over. Of course his drunk buddy got his leg trapped. Now the whole town is in an uproar because someone can't use the 'common sense' God gave a box of rocks. The headline should be 'Darwin Award Nominee Ruins Concert for Everyone.' Maybe if the venue had actual seating instead of those death traps, this wouldn't have happened. But no, we have to focus on 'safety briefings' when the real issue is people acting like they have a death wish.