Local Man Claims Madonna's Left Nostril Haunts His Dreams, Demands Compensation for 'Emotional Damage'
AITA for thinking this dude needs to log off and touch grass? Some guy from Ohio is apparently suing Madonna for "psychic trauma" after her nostril allegedly appeared in his dreams, causing him to wake up screaming "Like a Prayer" in binary code. TL;DR – He’s blaming her for his crippling fear of cone bras and says the nostril was "judging him." I’m sure this is totally legit and not a cry for attention from someone who peaked in 1985. 😒