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platner: Man Discovers Wire-Headed Chicken in Target Parking Lot, Considers Selling It on Etsy as Modern Art

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platner: Man Discovers Wire-Headed Chicken in Target Parking Lot, Considers Selling It on Etsy as Modern Art

AITA for thinking this is the dumbest thing I've ever seen? TL;DR - Some guy in Ohio found a chicken with a wire coat hanger stuck through its head in a Target parking lot, and instead of calling animal control, he's posting it on Nextdoor asking if it's a "platner-inspired sculpture" he can flip for rent money. The comments are split between people calling it a "viral masterpiece" and pointing out it's just a distressed bird that broke into someone's trash. Honestly, the internet has peaked. We can all go home now.