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john bolton just dropped the most unhinged conspiracy theory and it's giving major side eye πŸ’€

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john bolton just dropped the most unhinged conspiracy theory and it's giving major side eye πŸ’€

OK so like, this man literally said the deep state is hiding alien tech?? And he's dead serious?? Not even a cap, fr fr. He went on this whole podcast and was like "they know about the UFOs and they're hiding it" and I'm just sitting here like bro you WORKED for the government?? πŸ›ΈπŸ‘½

My brainrot is LEVEL 10 rn because imagine being a former national security advisor and then pulling up looking like a glitch in the matrix talking about aliens. That's some skibidi toilet rizz no cap. Everyone on my FYP is losing their minds because he's basically admitting the government has been LARPing about UFOs this whole time.

Lowkey highkey think this man just wanted to promote a book but ended up serving us the most random lore drop since the moon landing conspiracy. The hype is real though. 2025 is already giving chaotic energy and we're only two months in fr.