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COMMON SENSE GONE: James Handy Spotted Teaching Toddler How to ‘Bypass’ Car Seat Lock – Local Dad Sparks Fury

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COMMON SENSE GONE: James Handy Spotted Teaching Toddler How to ‘Bypass’ Car Seat Lock – Local Dad Sparks Fury

Just saw James Handy at the Walmart parking lot, showing his 3-year-old how to “pop the buckle from the inside” because “kids need to learn independence.” Hey genius, that’s how you get a child running into traffic. My neighbor’s kid unbuckled mid-drive because of a ‘fun trick.’ This is why we can’t have nice things. Report him to the authorities or strap the kid in right.