π JOBS REPORT JUST DROPPED AND MY BRAIN IS ROT ALREADY π±π
Okay besties, the Fed just hit us with a BONKERS numberβlike WAY more jobs than anyone thought. My feed is literally splitting at the seams. Some peeps are like "oh yeah economy is slaying fr" but others are like "this is a LARP for inflation, I can't even." This is giving major side-eye and I'm too caffeinated to process. Rate cuts are quaking in their boots RN. Y'all, we are NOT okay.