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UNITED airlines just lost a passenger’s emotional support peacock mid-flight and it’s literally the chaos energy we all needed

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UNITED airlines just lost a passenger’s emotional support peacock mid-flight and it’s literally the chaos energy we all needed

like imagine boarding your flight and then seeing a PEACOCK in the aisle vibing to the safety demo 😭 then they accidentally let it OUTSIDE DURING TAKEOFF and the flight attendant was like “oh we’re so sorry your emotional support birb is now a sky racer” 💀

fr I can’t even keep my AirPods safe for 10 minutes, this passenger had a whole peacock and still lost it 💀 UNITED really said “we support your emotions but NOT your exotic travel companion” 🦚✈️✋