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james handy: local man discovered working from home in his pyjamas, still more productive than our council

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james handy: local man discovered working from home in his pyjamas, still more productive than our council

Okay so James Handy’s neighbour has snapped him taking out the bins at 3pm in his dressing gown and I’m supposed to believe this town has no money for potholes. Common sense says if you can run a whole department from your sofa in slippers, maybe we don’t need to raise our council tax by 15%. But sure, let’s keep funding another 'blooming' flower bed for the roundabout while the pavement outside my house looks like a warzone. Honestly, James Handy is living proof that the system has become a circus.