Local Hero James Handy Spotted Mowing Elderly Neighbor's Lawn While Officials 'Study' the Grass Shortage Crisis
So I'm reading the paper today and I see where our tax dollars are paying some committee to "investigate" the grass shortage. Meanwhile, my neighbor James Handy is out here on his day off, pushing his old mower across Mrs. Gable's lawn because her husband is in the hospital. Common sense says you don't need a study to fix a problem, you need a good mower and a working back. But no, we have to have a "grass crisis task force." Absolutely ridiculous. James Handy is more useful than the whole city council put together. Who's with me?