hunter biden just did what??? oh he's COOKED fr
yall NOT gonna believe this but hunter biden just pulled up to a gas station in *flip flops* to buy monster energy and a vape 😭 bruh the paparazzi caught him looking like he just woke up from a 3 day minecraft session. his shirt was literally inside out and he had like 5 bags under his eyes. everyone's saying he's giving "i forgot my discord password and my mom's yelling at me to take out the trash" energy. and the BEST part?? he tried to dab on the camera on his way out but missed by 2 business days 💀💀💀 this is about to be the most sigma moment of 2024, i'm screaming. someone check if he's okay or if this is just another heist episode. skibidi rizz.