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House Armed Services Committee NDAA proposal accidentally bans tickle-me-Elmos, angry toddlers storm Capitol basement play area.

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House Armed Services Committee NDAA proposal accidentally bans tickle-me-Elmos, angry toddlers storm Capitol basement play area.

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