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hegseth military faith list changes force army to finally admit their ‘spiritual readiness’ training was just vibes-based assessments

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hegseth military faith list changes force army to finally admit their ‘spiritual readiness’ training was just vibes-based assessments

AITA for thinking the Pentagon is now just a Hobby Lobby with tanks? TL;DR - Pete Hegseth’s new list of approved military faiths apparently ditched the ‘Sacred Duty of Laundry Folding’ from the manual, and now every chaplain is scrambling to update their PowerPoint slides. Absolutely zero surprises here. The real faith list changes are just a desperate attempt to make boot camp feel like a Christian rock concert, but with more MREs.