Local Karen Claims Finding Lost Cat Was Literally 'the Odyssey,' Neighbors AITA for Not Throwing a Parade?
TL;DR: My HOA president, Brenda, lost her cat, Mr. Whiskers, for 4 hours. She sent a group chat essay comparing herself to Odysseus battling Sirens (the mailman) and Cyclops (a raccoon in the trash). She expects a block-party tribute. I said it was just a Tuesday for her indoor cat. She’s calling me a monster. Reddit, AITA for refusing to buy her a golden fleece from PetSmart?